Just replace the shortcut she uses with one that opens your batch file. You can assign the proper icon in its properties.

You can't make another program open yours anyway.

you can use any of the office products to run VBA code which can open a BAT file when the application starts....

I'm looking to pull a prank on my girlfriend. We are both tech savvy, and I just feel like messing with her.

I have a funny little batch file written up, and I was wondering if there is any line of code I could put in it to make it open once she opens up a certain program.

She is running Windows 7 64 bit.

Thanks!